Wohoo yes finally long hard work i decided to make a full guide or guideline to those who are stated to pimp out their myspace...
And this tips also can be apply mostly to any open social related website..Even to a blog, yes i mean it BLOG haha..

So read this through and have fun..

Firstly we go for the INTRO

MySpace (BritishEnglish: Slut-parade) is a shitty, badly built social networking website offering an interactive, user-submitted network of nerds and nerdstar wannabes, personal profiles of ugly skanks trying to find an escape out of their cafeteria lunchlady jobs, incoherent blogs that assume someone actually gives a shit, groups of nerds who flock together to escape the fact that they don't have a single friend in real life, photos of nasty bitches trying to look decent by photoshopping in the hopes someone will notice them, and crappy music and videos from bands that no one over the age of 12 with an IQ of more than 40 would give a flying fuck about.

Some of the typical Myspace that i do some research recently..

1. Upload your personal information (SSN, home address, fingerprints, list of fears and such) to allow stalkers and pedophiles to locate you more easily. www.myspace.com/spankylemons
2. Add pictures of poorly drawn Japanese anime characters and say it's you because your horribly disfigured face is not fit for the internet.
3. Sprinkle gigantic pictures all over your page so that it cannot even be viewed properly in the largest screen resolution on a standard computer screen.
4. Make a list of "friends" aka nerds who sit behind a computer shooting their glob at underage myspace girls and pretend to like them so they will post more pictures to satisfy their pedophilic ends.
5. Make sure several epileptic fits are caused by your flashing background/name.
6. Add the loudest, most annoying song you can imagine and four or five videos (maybe more), then ensure that they're all simultaneously launched just as the page fully loads and displays its incoherent, babbling mass of text — so poorly written and of so little interest that it's sure to cause anyone viewing it to attempt suicide.
7. Make your background orange and type in orange
8. Type in Size 7 Comic Sans MS all the time without ever closing the tag.
9. Call everyone a nerd but be offended when someone calls you one
10. Get mad when people say Myspace is boring
11. Emo styled hair in fatty pose shots
12. Have pointless intermissions every five words
13. Talk about stuff
14. Eat virtual food
15. Hit everyone with a virtual pie
16. Your mother (In my bed last night)
17. Talk about random things
18. Cheese (In my bed last night with your mother)
19. Fantasy
20. Oatmeal (In my bed 2 nights ago)
21. Ampersands
22. Television
23. Waste everyone's time
24. Use random animated pictures as your icon
25. Deliver massive amounts of pwnage on some n00b
26. Add random people to your friends list
27. tAlK lIkE tHiS
28. Don't follow no grammar rules
29. Goes on Uncyclopedia to edit and make remarks like "OMG DONT LISTEN THIS USER IS HIGH ON ICE CREAM" on this article, because he/she/it cannot stand people making fun of their little virtual social circle.
30. OMG DONT LISTEN THIS USER IS HIGHT ON ICE CREAM!!!
31. Comment someones picture back if they comment yours even if you dont think they look 'sOoOoOo hawt'
32. Leave a message on your friends page, everyday asking simple questions like "how was your day?" when you just came from school/work with your friend, and have a pretty good idea of how the crappy day went.
33. Adding messages on friends pages every 10 minutes, then the next day asking them if "you got my message on myspace" when you could have easily picked up your cell phone and called and/or texted them to ask your pointless questions.
    

This is really u need to take care of so read it wisely.A simple rules of Myspace

• Pictures — If you're ugly, (that's possibly why you're on MySpace in the first place), your comments like omg so FIT! ILY!, sex-ay biatch and top model pose xox don't fool anyone; people are pretty used to that kind of thing by now. (If a person has a case of the Elephant Man's disease, then they would probably label themselves as "rugged.") It's a bonus if you're in your bathroom holding the camera at an angle (37.6 degrees has been coined as the optimum). Or even better, towards a mirror. There are camera-experts out there who add your MySpace to check out your camera-model, you know. Obese people, by default take half-body photos showing only the part from their large boobs (ommiting the flabby gut underneath) to their pudgy, chocolate brownie morsel-sprinkled face. Make sure to upload thousands of pictures of your friends, or pictures you took with your classmates and make people think they're your friends, because remember that people really care about this stuff.

• Bulletins — This has replaced the once-popular insanity method of talking to oneself. Here you write about all the shit that nobody gives the slightest fuck about. Ok, we heard you the first time, if we WANTED to reply, we would have done so the first time. Millions of Myspace bulletins in the space of five minutes aren't gonna earn you any friends; they will encourage people to spam up your comments list.

• Friends — This feature was added to make little nerdy saps that nobody would go near without running away screaming at the top of their lungs feel like they have people who actually care for them. They live blissfully feeling "popular" when in reality the last person they talked to were the Jehovah's Witness that had to flee in terror last time they came and knocked on the door. Having over 1000 friends does NOT make you popular. It's thought that 1 out of every 150 MySpacers are a sub-ordinate of Paris Hilton. More friends = More sub-ordinates.

• Randoms — So maybe adding randoms could earn you some Myspace whores, but as much as people are flattered by your lovely commments on their "totally hawt hair lol" or "fxcking awesome t-shirt lol", that's only going to increase their feeling that you are a very shallow Myspace nerd who lacks his/ her own real-life friends.

• Bands — No, you aren't ACTUALLY friends with Fall Out Boy. Hate to break it to ya, but it's the truth, even though 99% of crappy MySpace bands are actually so shitty that nobody over the age of 12 with an IQ of over 40 would actually listen to them... hate to break it to THEM.

• Suicide Notes — If you were serious, it wouldn't be on MySpace "OMG I'm dejected and defeated. I feel like kutting my rist lol, do ya notise me nao?". Suicide notes are not text or html, so, don't have a cow, man.

• HTML formatting — If you haven't got this one down, you might as well forget the idea of owning a MySpace page entirely. In fact, even if you've got it down the bloated MySpace underworld doesn't need another jackass thinking they're a part of something that any normal person gives a shit about.

• Hate-Mail — Does NOT mean you are famous; quite possibly the opposite. So remember that before you put something stupid on your page like a glittering flash saying "Keep hatin, ur only makin me famous lol!". Keep in mind that MySpace "fame" is worth the exact same amount as the turd that came out of me the last time I sat down on the toilet.

• Begging — Posting a bulletin that says "new pics, comment please! lol!" or "PC4PC LOl?! COMENTS?!137eggfriedrice!!ZEBRASHIT!!!!" makes you a whore. Period.

So this is not enuff SO u want to become POPULAR in Myspace check this out the SIMPLEST form of point and only found in my blog YEAH!!

• Stick any vowel onto the end of your name whenever you talk to somebody (Amy becomes Amyeeeeeee, Nicola to Nicolaaaaaaa). And remember all those Zs and Xs. +500 points
• Add your entire Hotmail Address-Book. +1000 points
• Add your favourite bands. +3000 points
• Add bands that have those one-hit wonders you heard once on Kerrang while channel surfing +2000 points
• List EVERY SINGLE BAND YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OF under Music +1000 points
• Add friends of your friends, spouting the excuse that you saw them at that party. +1000 points
• Add friends of friends-friends; they'll accept, right? You both know so-and-so. And so-and-so is dating so-and-so else. And that's neat. +2000 points
• Comment them all once to show you're all heart, then move them into the abyss of strangers never to see the light of day again.+200 points per person
• Put up dark, or photoshopped pictures of yourself taken with vaseline over the camera lens. +50000 points
• Learn HTML. -1000 points
• Lie about your age and say you're younger than 14. +1000 pedo points
• Post a million-and-one bulletins, because everyone wants to know what you ate for breakfast, and what color it came out as when you went to the toilet. +500 points a poop
• Type your name ENTIRELY out of Russian letters. +500 points for each letter
• Make a Top 3548657953579 assuming that someone gives a shit. +0 points
• If your backround is orange, be sure to type in all-orange. +1200 points upon each successful angered reader.
• Make sure to put lost of stuipid ads in people comments like "omg i really did get this $500 macys gift card" +1000
• If your profile takes so long to load because of all the crap and HTML on it that the unfortunate viewer is forced to listen to half of your shitty profile song before the page actually loads..... +999999999 points
• Always, ALWAYS make your name a trademark. People know that you're 'totali awsum nd xcore' then. ™ +20000 points
• Change your real name to your MySpace username. +50000 points
• Be a myspace whore +10
• Your parents have one and they think your being safe on yours +2400
• In every single bulletin, comment and message, be sure to include what is known as "home row gibberish" when you don't know what to say. For example "jksdfhgkajsdfhgkajdjafdj." This makes you sound like you have Tourettes Syndrome. +1.86 points and a power ranger.
• Take a lot of pictures of yourself bending over, showing off your boobs that in reality, you do not have. +50000

SEEi got like 678900000 points what now u are one step to be POP-ULAR

Typical "teenager" on MySpace (as quoted from his profile)

Some video reference for Myspace-er out there...

And this the BEAUTY to perfection



And perfection is just so far from reality and and full of lie

So hope u get along with this tips :)